Exhibit A


The exhibit is an antique display case, with gold leafed base, which contains what are believed to be Gloria Deathstar's first pair of pink sequinned showbiz rollerskates. What's in the wee box you ask? Well don't tell anybody but Peggy McLeggy (who has the head of a ceramic nicknack, the body of a lego character and a Barbie shoe to replace her missing foot) found it was full of pompoms so climbed in and fell asleep for a million years, dreaming of mother. Nobody knows she's there. Buyer would have to collect from Art of Protest Gallery in York as it's quite fragile.